SAN FRANCISCO - Clara Cecchin's stock (CC) shot up sharply Monday on the news that her mother discovered two new teeth. True to form, the teeth arrived with no accompanying fussiness or fanfare at all, leading parents Sara and Tim to value Clara's stock at an all-time high.
"I think she sensed that now would not be a good time to keep Daddy up at night," said Sara, alluding to overall bad market news in past weeks.
Big brother Joey, upon learning the news, announced, "Clara is growing!" His own stock experienced much more volatility during teething and growth periods.
Sara added that the household's viewing of CNBC MarketWatch has increased by 100% since September, which has resulted in a higher incidence of "market speak."
"I think she sensed that now would not be a good time to keep Daddy up at night," said Sara, alluding to overall bad market news in past weeks.
Big brother Joey, upon learning the news, announced, "Clara is growing!" His own stock experienced much more volatility during teething and growth periods.
Sara added that the household's viewing of CNBC MarketWatch has increased by 100% since September, which has resulted in a higher incidence of "market speak."
3 comments:
Tommy Galvin sensed his cousins silent pain and vocalised on her behalf between the hours of 11:00pm and 1:00am last evening... when other markets were closed! His own new teeth are causing pain throughout the entire household.
Is CC accepting 401k rollovers?
CC should be a sound investment for the long term, but take stock in her ability to put a bite in daddy's budget down the road.
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