SAN FRANCISCO -- Amphibious Potty Boy displayed an unexpected superpower late Friday afternoon, unlocking the rear passenger door of a GMC Yukon XL, and freeing himself and his infant sister while his mother stood outside of the car engaged in a frantic, fruitless phone call with OnStar.
"He is so smart!" exulted Amphibious Potty Boy's father, upon learning of the new superpower while on the golf course.
"I guess this means we need to start using the child locks so he doesn't do this on the freeway," he added.
Authorities aren't clear how the children became locked in the vehicle. In unrelated news, Potty Boy's mother has withdrawn her application for Mother of the Year.
3 comments:
This story is hysterical. I keep giggling out loud. Love it.
You may have to console yourself with just the Pulitzer this year, Mommy.
(Be sure a copy of this makes it into the baby book!)
Are you suuuuure you don't miss work?
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